It's shocking. But who will be brave enough to speak out over the totally unfair preponderance of bald supervillains?  9:05:30 AM  (comments [])   

Carrie was watching Better Off Dead yesterday, and I walked past during the scene where the Jock says something disparaging about Cusack's "Frog Girlfriend."

So, without missing a beat, I say, "I think he means Freedom Girlfriend."

And Carrie responds, "She's a Freedom Exchange Student."

We crack ourselves up. Naturally, I hope this means that somewhere out there there's a high school kid proudly declaring that she's "learning how to speak Freedom."  8:49:18 AM  (comments [])