Doing my Civic Duty
I got called for jury duty this morning, which sounded like fun except for:
(a) I had no sense how long it was going to take, and
(b) They had some freakish idea that it would be "fun" to start at 9 in the morning. I've heard tales from strange far-off lands where people start doing communal activities for governance and commerce at such outlandish hours, but -- let's face it folks -- I'm not built for getting up at seven in the morning.
Somehow, though, I straggled out of bed and got my ass downtown. I had some terror, since I got going later than I wanted but was still in desperate need of protein and caffeine -- and since my first glimpse of 8:30am Austin freeway traffic looked much worse than it actually turned out to be. And since it took me ten minutes of circling before I actually found a parking lot that would take my filthy lucre instead of being contract parking only.
But: out of the car at 8:58; at the courthouse, through security, and up to the second floor at 9:05. I had terrified visions of being held IN CONTEMPT OF COURT for me shameless lollygagging but it turns out they hadn't really gotten started yet.
They've got a pretty good system going: they lined us all up in a pre-determined order, efficiently got us into the courtroom, and then we got asked questions by the respective attorneys. Actually, first we got a rambling but geekily charming lecture from judge on what juries did in Texas, and why this wasn't going to take six weeks or probably even more than a day out of our life, and how this wasn't going to be like what we see on the news or on a courtroom drama. By 9:45, we were done, and after a 15 minute bathroom break I found that my services were no longer needed by the state of Texas. They'd already picked their six out of the twelve folks in front of me.
I was a little disappointed, actually: it's interesting to actually see the process in action. But maybe next time they can call me for a 1pm voir dire.
(But seriously, Austin makes even the jury impaneling seriously convenient: you can actually answer your summons -- and I of course did -- through the Internet!) 12:58:44 PM ()
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